The Jersey Shore Dictionary
- B****: (noun) a friendly nickname female cast members call each other, unless a catfight has broken out. Then, you're just a straight up b**** in the offensive sense.
- DTF: (adjective) an acronym that stands for "down to f***"; used when a cast member wants to smush with no strings attached, meaning they will have a taxi waiting downstairs for you once you two are done smushing.
- Gorilla Juice Head: (noun) a tan, muscular male guido who uses steroids. In the most basic terms, Ronnie.
- Grenade: (noun) an ugly chick. If the male cast members are avoiding you, odds are, you're a grenade.
- GTL: (verb) an acronym that stands for "gym, tan, laundry"; (noun) a lifestyle that allows one to maintain their guido appearance.
- Pulling a robbery: (verb) to steal a DTF chick from another male cast member.
- Smush: (verb) to have sex, usually in a casual way.
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| One of our favorite Gorilla Juice Heads, Ronnie |
While their specialized language is cute and all, I feel they're dumbing down the dictionary. When I started watching episodes for this blog, I was a little confused when cast members used acronyms and nicknames. The show assumes you already know their discourse. I turned to UrbanDictionary.com to find out what these unofficial words meant.
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